steve's Game of Thrones Nicknames
Friday March 1, 2019 8:06pmNicknames given to Game of Thrones characters by "steve" in his "I Try to Understand Game of Thrones" video series.
| Nickname | Character |
|---|---|
| Starks / Winterfell / assoc. | |
| Papa Stark | Ned/Eddard Stark |
| Mama Stark | Catelyn Tully/Stark |
| Lyanna Stark/Targaryen | |
| Bastard King | Jon Snow — Aegon (VI ?) Targaryen |
| Bastard King's Uncle | Benjen Stark |
| Bastard King's Bodyguard | Davos Seaworth — "The Onion Knight" |
| Sexy Jaw-Line Guy | Robb Stark |
| Sexy Jaw-Line's Wife | Talisa Maegyr/Stark |
| Red Hair Queen | Sansa Stark |
| Weird Raven Kid | Brandon Stark |
| Young Sad Girl | Arya Stark |
| Bandana Girl | Arya Stark disquise at The Twins |
| Youngest Stark Child | Rickon Stark |
| Groot | "Hodor" — Wylis |
| Old Crocheting Woman/Lady | Old Nan |
| Sideburn Ponytail | Rodrik Cassel |
| Fabio | Jory Cassel |
| Old Guy | maester Luwin |
| Beefy Fella | Farlen (kennelmaster) |
| Nice Nun Lady | septa Mordane |
| Angry Lady | Osha |
| Cleavage Lady | Ros |
| Rob Ryan | Wyman Manderly |
| Afro Inigo Montoya | Syrio Forel |
| Bastard King's Wolf | Ghost |
| Nymeria | |
| Summer | |
| Shaggy Dog | |
| Grey Wind | |
| Lady | |
| Little Sexy Baby | unborn child of Robb Stark |
| House Reed / Greywater Watch | |
| Pelt Girl | Meera Reed |
| Weird Raven Kid's Friend | Jojen Reed |
| (described as "one of the guys who got stabbed earlier" in s06-e03) | Howland Reed |
| Karstark / Karhold / assoc. | |
| Saruman Guy (described as "a dude with an afro for a beard" in s02-e08)
| Rickard Karstark |
| Alys Karstark | |
| Harald Karstark | |
| Torrhen Karstark | |
| Children of the Forest / Three-Eyed Raven | |
| Alien Lady | Leaf |
| Random Old Guy Tree Guy | Three-Eyed Raven — Brynden Rivers |
| Children of the Earth | Children of the Forest |
| Greyjoy / Pyke / assoc. | |
| Green Eyes Green Eyed Guy | Theon Greyjoy — "Reek" |
| Green Eyed Guy's Dad | Balon Greyjoy |
| Confident Man | Euron Greyjoy |
| Green Eyed Guy's Sister | Yara Greyjoy |
| Beautiful Dirty Man | Aeron Greyjoy (priest) |
| Crazy Voice | Dagmer "Cleftjaw" |
| Ricky Gervais Looking Guy | Harrag |
| Targaryen / assoc. | |
| Legolas Queen | Daenerys Targaryen |
| Legolas King | Viserys Targaryen |
| Rhaegar Targaryen | |
| Scar Guy | Jorah Mormont |
| Grey-Haired Man | Barristan Selmy |
| Biracial Emma Watson | Missandei |
| Horny Dude | Grey Worm |
| Eye-liner Guy | khal Drogo |
| Hairdresser | Irri |
| Bath Girl | Doreah of Lys |
| Leather Pants Loverboy Leatherboy Gorgeous Guy | Daario Naharis |
| Legolas Queen's Husband | Hizdahr zo Loraq |
| Rope Necklace | Mossador |
| Ron Swanson | Illyrio Mopatis |
| Wall Guy | Son of the Harpy in wall |
| Sassy Longhaired Muscular Guy | Qotho |
| The Witch | Mirri Maz Duur |
| Mr. Two Swords | Arthur Dayne |
| Peeing Man (not to be confused with "Peeing Man" Polliver)
| Meereen champion |
| Sexy Priestess | Kinvara |
| Lannister / King's Landing / Robert Baratheon / assoc. | |
| Chubby King | Robert Baratheon |
| Daddy Lannister SHQ's Dad | Tywin Lannister |
| Short Haired Queen | Cersei Lannister |
| Handsome Man in Armor | Jaime Lannister |
| Peter Dinklage | Tyrion Lannister |
| Jeffery | Joffrey Baratheon |
| SHQ's Daughter | Myrcella Baratheon |
| Justin Bieber | Tommen Baratheon |
| Peter Dinklage's Cousin Star Head SHQ's Cousin | Lancel Lannister |
| Beetle Cousin | Orson Lannister |
| Uncle Kevan | Kevan Lannister |
| Old Kinky Chains | Pycelle |
| SHQ's Assistant | Qyburn |
| The Hound | Sandor Clegane — "The Hound" |
| Shaq | Gregor Clegane — "The Mountain" |
| Bald Guy | Varys |
| Greasy Mullet Guy | Bronn |
| Bushy Eyebrowed Man | Ilyn Payne |
| Mean Mr. Bean | Meryn Trant |
| Blond Squire | Hugh |
| Peter Dinklage's Girlfriend | Shae |
| Old Homeless Sparrow | "High Sparrow" |
| Mean Nun-Looking Lady | septa Unella |
| Holy-Looking Man in Robes | the High Septon (s01-s02) |
| the High Septon (s02-s05) | |
| Illiterate Guy | Amory Lorch |
| Eavesdropper | Bernadette |
| Drunk Guy | Dontos Hollard |
| Peeing Man | Polliver |
| Hunky Squire | Olyvar (blond male brothel host) |
| Fruit Eater | "the Tickler" |
| The Butcher's Son | Mycah ("butcher's son") |
| dirty underground children | Little Birds (informant children) |
| Baratheon / assoc. | |
| Short King | Renly Baratheon |
| Son of Fire | Stannis Baratheon |
| Son of Fire's Wife | Selyse Florent/Baratheon |
| Two-Face | Shireen Baratheon |
| Woman with Red Hair | Melisandre |
| The Pirate | Salladhor Saan |
| Arya's Travel Friends | |
| Blacksmith | Gendry |
| Baker Boy | Hot Pie |
| Bird's Nest Head | Yoren |
| Lommy Greenhands | |
| Arryn / Baelish / Eyrie / assoc. | |
| Rat Assistant | Petyr Baelish — "Littlefinger" |
| Rock Eyed Guy | Jon Arryn |
| Dead Aunt | Lysa Tully/Arryn |
| Robin Arryn | |
| Bowling Ball | Mord |
| Tarth / assoc. | |
| Tall Woman | Brienne Tarth |
| Cleavage Lover | Podrick Payne |
| Tyrell / Highgarden / assoc. | |
| Calm Woman | Olenna Tyrell — "Queen of Thorns" |
| Margarine | Margaery Tyrell |
| Fancy Armor Man Jolly Master of Coin | Mace Tyrell |
| Curly Hair Dude | Loras Tyrell |
| Tarly / Horn Hill / assoc. | |
| Heavy-Set Guy | Samwell Tarly |
| Heavy-Set Guy's Wife | Gilly |
| Old Angry Man | Randyll Tarly |
| Dick-man | Dickon Tarly |
| Heavy-Set Guy's Mom | Melessa Tarly |
| Heavy-Set Guy's Sister | Talla Florent/Tarly |
| Tully / Riverrun / assoc. | |
| Old Grisled Man | Brynden Tully — "Blackfish" |
| Bad Aim Guy | Edmure Tully |
| Mormont / Bear Island / assoc. | |
| (see Targaryen section) | Jorah Mormont |
| (see Night's Watch section) | Jeor Mormont |
| Child Queen | Lyanna Mormont |
| Night's Watch / assoc. | |
| Groomed Beard (also described as an "old white guy" along with Craster in s03-e03) | Jeor Mormont |
| Eddison Tollett | |
| Dumb Guy | Grenn |
| Old Blind Man | Aemon Targaryen |
| Tiny Eyes | Alliser Thorne |
| Chainmail Guy | Janos Slynt |
| (mentioned in s02-e10 but not nicknamed) | Qhorin "Halfhand" |
| Gatekeeper | Pypar |
| Little Stabbing Boy | Olly |
| Mark Walberg | Waymar Royce |
| Bully | Rast |
| Beanie Guy | Gared |
| Dirt Face | Will |
| "Night's King" (13th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, not to be confused, necessarily, with the Night King of the White Walkers) | |
| Free Folk / assoc. | |
| Red Beard | Tormund Giantsbane |
| Savage Lady | Ygritte |
| Huge Giant Guy (also described as "the giant") | "Wun-Wun" |
| Old Snape | Mance Rayder |
| Jack Sparrow | Orell |
| Ladies' Man | Craster |
| Bone Clothes | "Lord of Bones" — "Rattleshirt" |
| Iron Head | Styr |
| (just mentioned as "this lady, who is one of the elders") | Karsi |
| Star Trek Guy | Thenn warg |
| Star Trek Guys | the Thenns |
| Faceless Men / House of Black & White / assoc. | |
| Third-Person Guy | Jaqen H'ghar |
| 3rdPersG's Assistant | "The Waif" |
| Old Jedi | old Faceless Man |
| Thin Man | "Thin Man" |
| Citadel / Hightower / assoc. | |
| archmaester Ebrose | |
| Receptionist Guy | citadel master (maester at reception desk) |
| Frey / the Twins / assoc. | |
| Filch | Walder Frey |
| (described as Bad Aim Guy's "hot new wife" but never actually given a nickname by steve) | Roslin Frey |
| Filch's Child Wife | Kitty Frey |
| Bonnet Boys | "Black" Walder Rivers & Lothar Frey |
| Martell / Sunspear / Dorn / assoc. | |
| Dreamy Guy's Brother | Doran Martell |
| Dreamy Guy | Oberyn Martell |
| Poison Lips | Ellaria Sand |
| Sexy Boyfriend | Trystane Martell |
| Greasy Mullet Guy's Lover | Tyene Sand |
| Obara Sand | |
| Nymeria Sand | |
| Desert Women | the Sand Snakes (as a group) |
| Bumble Bee Guys | Dornish guards on coast |
| Bolton / Dreadfort / assoc. | |
| Angry Eyes | Ramsay Snow/Bolton |
| Angry Eyes' Dad | Roose Bolton |
| Angry Eyes' Dad's Wife | "Fat" Walda Frey/Bolton |
| Bow and Arrow Girl | Myranda |
| The Ringleader | Locke |
| Blonde Girl | Tansy |
| Umber / Last Hearth / assoc. | |
| Medieval Jesus | Jon "Smalljon" Umber |
| Glover / Deepwood Motte / assoc. | |
| Pube Cloak | Robett Glover |
| Brotherhood Without Banners / assoc. | |
| Eye-Patch Guy | Beric Dondarrion |
| Bear-Bite Guy Man-bun | Thoros of Myr |
| Archery Coach | Anguy |
| Lem Lemoncloak | |
| Hot Rod Dad | brother Ray |
| Night King / White Walkers / assoc. | |
| King Ice-Face | Night King |
| Geico Cave Man | white walker who decapites Gared in front of Will |
| Dead Army Scary Dead People Zombies
Dead Guys
| wights and white walkers |
| Big Scary Zombie Guys | white walkers |
| Cities of Essos | |
| Deep Voice | Xaro Xhoan Daxos |
| (described as "freaky skinny guy" and a "warlock" in s02-e10) | Pyat Pree |
| Fancy Man | "The Spice King" |
| Biracial Emma Watson's Boss | Kraznys mo Nakloz |
| Mister Bangs | Yezzan zo Qaggaz |
| Bald Santa Claus | Fennesz |
| Misc. | |
| Man Skeleton | farmer in Riverlands |
| (described as one of "the skeletons" in s04-e03) | Sally (daughter of farmer) |
| Brothel Boy | Brusco (Bravos brothel bouncer) |
| Muscular Long-Haired Men | the Dothraki |
| Penisless Army | the Unsullied |
| Star Head Army | Sparrows |
| Pocahontas Tree | heart tree, carved weirwood tree |
| Slime | Wild Fire |